
“BE QUIET, FINN. BE QUIET! STOP IT! I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE YELLED AT A BOY LIKE THIS. WHEN MY MOTHER YELLS LIKE THIS IT’S BECAUSE SHE LOVES ME. I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU, WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU! HOW DARE YOU! LEARN SOMETHING FROM THIS. [WHEN] YOU GO TO BED AT NIGHT, YOU LAY THERE AND YOU TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOURSELF BECAUSE NOBODY’S GONNA TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOU. YOU’RE ROLLING YOUR EYES AND YOU ACT LIKE IT’S BECAUSE YOU’VE HEARD IT ALL BEFORE. YOU’VE HEARD IT ALL BEFORE? YOU DON’T KNOW WHERE THE HELL I COME FROM. YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I’VE BEEN THROUGH, BUT I’M NOT A VICTIM. I GROW FROM IT AND I LEARN. TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOURSELF!”
God, Finn. Look what you made Burt do. You made him go all Tyra Banks on your ass. Tsk tsk. Take responsibility fo’...
Well now I just want to write Burt as Tyra when I write that eventual ANTM AU.